Post by geoff on Dec 8, 2007 9:43:28 GMT -5
Computer definitions
LOG ON : Making a woodstove hotter
LOG OFF : Don't add no more wood
MONITOR : Keeping an eye on the woodstove
DOWNLOAD : Getting the firewood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ : When you’re not careful getting the firewood
FLOPPY DISC : What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
RAM : That thing what splits the firewood
HARD DRIVE : Getting home in the wintertime
PROMPT : What the mail isn’t in the wintertime
WINDOWS : What to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN : What to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE : What them dang flies do
CHIP : Munchie for the TV
MICRO CHIP : What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM : What you did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX : Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP : Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD : Where you hang the truck keys
SOFTWARE : Them plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE : What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME : Holds up the barn roof
PORT : Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER : Northerner talk for C'mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY : When you can't 'member what you paid for the
rifle when yore wife asks
MOUSE PAD :- Hippie talk for the rat hole.
Delaware Knowledge of “Only Fools and Horses”
Melancholy Fruit and Veg
Daunting Alarm clock
Elevenses Welsh Bullfighting family
Giggle small musical event
Curator Snooker equipment examiner
AWOL Dyslexic owl
Frugal Search engine for fruit
Incarnation Immersed in condensed milk
Mendacity urban renewal
Warthogs Geordie clothing
Goulish Hungarian stew that comes back to haunt you.
Minsk Camp Russian walk
Venezuela Gondola with a harthingy
Paraffin Dolphin skydiver
Bleach Hole in the Great wall of China
Disgruntled Pig with larangitis
Mystery Like a man
Malady Like a duck
Punish Like a pun
LOG ON : Making a woodstove hotter
LOG OFF : Don't add no more wood
MONITOR : Keeping an eye on the woodstove
DOWNLOAD : Getting the firewood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ : When you’re not careful getting the firewood
FLOPPY DISC : What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
RAM : That thing what splits the firewood
HARD DRIVE : Getting home in the wintertime
PROMPT : What the mail isn’t in the wintertime
WINDOWS : What to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN : What to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE : What them dang flies do
CHIP : Munchie for the TV
MICRO CHIP : What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM : What you did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX : Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP : Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD : Where you hang the truck keys
SOFTWARE : Them plastic forks and knifes
MOUSE : What eats the grain in the barn
MAIN FRAME : Holds up the barn roof
PORT : Fancy Flatlander wine
ENTER : Northerner talk for C'mon in y'all
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY : When you can't 'member what you paid for the
rifle when yore wife asks
MOUSE PAD :- Hippie talk for the rat hole.
Delaware Knowledge of “Only Fools and Horses”
Melancholy Fruit and Veg
Daunting Alarm clock
Elevenses Welsh Bullfighting family
Giggle small musical event
Curator Snooker equipment examiner
AWOL Dyslexic owl
Frugal Search engine for fruit
Incarnation Immersed in condensed milk
Mendacity urban renewal
Warthogs Geordie clothing
Goulish Hungarian stew that comes back to haunt you.
Minsk Camp Russian walk
Venezuela Gondola with a harthingy
Paraffin Dolphin skydiver
Bleach Hole in the Great wall of China
Disgruntled Pig with larangitis
Mystery Like a man
Malady Like a duck
Punish Like a pun