geoff
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Post by geoff on Dec 8, 2007 9:42:51 GMT -5
Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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Post by geoff on Dec 10, 2007 15:23:40 GMT -5
I've seen numbers 2,3,4.
Numbers 2,4,5,6 also apply here.
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Post by Glenn on Dec 10, 2007 15:49:59 GMT -5
I was at Wal-Mart a bit ago, and noticed one of their famous ''price adjustment'' signs.
One sign said , ''was: $2''. and below it : Now: 2 for $4
Jest 2 set the record straight, I told one of the clerks about it, and we both had a good laugh. ;D
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Post by Richard McFarland on Dec 14, 2007 14:01:45 GMT -5
Some of those are plain wrong. For those that are right - it must be the Scottish in us. Jesse,
I'm Scots-Irish (Ulster Scottish )... When I'm right, I'm right, but when I'm wrong I feel really guilty...Peace,
Richard
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Post by Richard McFarland on Dec 15, 2007 0:38:00 GMT -5
Only in the USA does the Liberal Welfare Government raise your taxes because you don't have enough so they can set up more Government Programs to make sure you have less than you did before...
Tighten your belts...
Tichard
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Post by calleduntoliberty on May 10, 2008 23:44:15 GMT -5
Where else would we keep our useless junk?
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Post by calleduntoliberty on May 10, 2008 23:45:06 GMT -5
Only in the USA does the Liberal Welfare Government raise your taxes because you don't have enough so they can set up more Government Programs to make sure you have less than you did before...Tighten your belts...
Tichard Unfortunately, there's plenty of other countries doing the same thing.
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Post by pianoman on Feb 11, 2009 13:44:06 GMT -5
Geoff, you have caught us dead to rights.
Are you sure there are no skeletons in the Scottish closet? What, if anything is worn under a kilt?
Just kidding, glad to see the humor here.....................................Dale
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Post by goodman on Jan 10, 2013 2:33:39 GMT -5
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